Ray Quote #1158
Marie: Who told Robert to "get a life"? [Ray tilts his head towards Debra]
Debra: Ray?
Ray: What? It could've been you.
Marie: Oh, Raymond, how could you do that?
Ray: Okay, first of all, you're only hearing one side of the story, okay? And you're taking it way out of context and blowing it way out of proportion. Because I will say this the things he said to me were outrageous.
Marie: Like what?
Ray: Like I am not a good father. That's right, he said that in my own house, in front of my children.
Debra: He did not say that in front of the kids.
Ray: Well, they were in the next room. And Robert has that big booming voice which to children sounds like God, okay? All right? So just before you come in here and start accusing me maybe you should just look in the mirror with Robert standing next to you.
Marie: You go to your brother and apologize.
Debra: Yeah, I agree with you, Marie.
Ray: I'll fight you both.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]