Robert Quote #407
Quote from Robert in Let's Fix Robert
Amy: I'd be willing to put up with all of them, if it wasn't for his biggest problem. [Robert has a horrified look on his face] His total fear of commitment.
Stefania: Yes.
Amy: Because I believe that may have contributed to our breaking up 29 times.
Robert: It wasn't 29-
Stefania: Let her speak!
Amy: "I think I love you." "I love you." "I thought I loved you." "I love you." "I think I love you."
Stefania: "I want you so much." "I don't want you."
Amy: "I love you."
Judy: "She's the one." "She's not the one."
Robert: All right! Look. It's obvious that people are very angry with me. But the fact is that things just weren't right between you and me. And you and me. I apologize to both of you for any hurt feelings that I may have caused. But I hope you believe me when I tell you that is was never, ever, my intention.
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Quote from Amy
Amy: You're Stefania?
Stefania: Si. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy. Robert's other ex-girlfriend. Or as I'll be known as from now on, the plain one.
Quote from Marie
Marie: All right, Robbie. You don't seem to be helping anymore, so maybe you should go now.
Robert: Fine. Fine. I don't know why the hell I even sat down for this all-you-can-eat character assassination. And for your information with regards to the onions, I happen to have taste buds that are more sensitive to savory than sweet, Judy. [exits]
Marie: For some reason, and it's a mystery to me, I'm the only woman he gets along with.
Quote from Amy
Marie: Say hello, Robbie.
Robert: Hello, Amy. Hello, Stefania. Hello, Amy and Stefania. Together in my mother's living room.
Stefania: Roberto.
Amy: Bastardo.