Robert Quote #405
Quote from Robert in Let's Fix Robert
Marie: Now, we have stuffed shells and three-bean salad, so why don't you just sit down and help yourself?
Robert: Ma, what's going on?
Marie: Nothing, dear. I just-
Robert: What's going on, old woman?!
Marie: I know this all seems a little odd...
Robert: "Odd"? "Odd"? How about "horrifying beyond belief"?
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‘Let's Fix Robert’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Amy: You're Stefania?
Stefania: Si. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy. Robert's other ex-girlfriend. Or as I'll be known as from now on, the plain one.
Quote from Marie
Marie: All right, Robbie. You don't seem to be helping anymore, so maybe you should go now.
Robert: Fine. Fine. I don't know why the hell I even sat down for this all-you-can-eat character assassination. And for your information with regards to the onions, I happen to have taste buds that are more sensitive to savory than sweet, Judy. [exits]
Marie: For some reason, and it's a mystery to me, I'm the only woman he gets along with.
Quote from Amy
Marie: Say hello, Robbie.
Robert: Hello, Amy. Hello, Stefania. Hello, Amy and Stefania. Together in my mother's living room.
Stefania: Roberto.
Amy: Bastardo.