Ray Quote #1093

Quote from Ray in Super Bowl

Debra: Why would you rip up the Super Bowl tickets? I don't want you to give up the Super Bowl. How selfish do you think I am? You love the Super Bowl.
Ray: That's the point I'm trying to make. I love you more than the Super Bowl!
Debra: Well, the offer would have been enough. For the rest of my life I'm gonna be known as the wife who made you eat your Super Bowl tickets!
Ray: No, wait a minute. I only ate the tickets so you could be happy. You have to be happy now.
Debra: Nobody told you to do that!
Ray: That's the good part. I wanna spend time with you!
Debra: And I wanna spend time with you!
Ray: Well, we got plenty of time now!
Ray: Now I'm a little unhappy.
Debra: What about Gianni? You ripped up his ticket, too. What are you gonna tell him?
Ray: That you made me do it.

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 ‘Super Bowl’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Marie: All right, both of you, stop it. Raymond, you have to get two more tickets.
Ray: I can't do that, Ma.
Marie: Well, just call up someone. You want me to call?
Ray: Ma, there's nobody to... You can't...
Marie: What's the number of the Super Bowl?
Ray: That's now how it works, Ma.

Quote from Frank

Frank: All right, now that he's gone, give me my ticket.
Ray: Dad, I told you I don't have one.
Frank: Fine, fine. Do what you want. Let me tell you this I know what it's gonna say on my tombstone. "My son went to the Super Bowl, and now I'm dead."

Quote from Robert

Ray: Okay, listen, you know what? I don't have a ticket for either of you. I'm sorry. I told Gianni I was gonna take him, and I'm gonna take him.
Robert: Well, that's the way it should be, I guess. You take Gianni, Raymond. Have a grand time. Hey, why don't you get one of those big "number one" foam fingers and wave it in the air? 'Cause you're number one, Raymond. You're number one! But remember this... "One is the loneliest number you'll ever do."