Robert Quote #347
Quote from Robert in Meant to Be
Joanne: I'm sorry I'm late. One of my clients had a fender-bender. I had to go hold his hand.
Robert: Wow, insurance. It's like police work. You know, you're always on call, except they don't shoot at you.
Joanne: Only when they find out how little we pay. [Robert emits a nervous, high-pitched chuckle] Bobby, relax. It's just me.
Robert: I know. It's weird. You know, it's like I know you, but like I don't know you.
Joanne: [holds Robert's hand] I'm so glad you wanted to have dinner tonight. I think we've both been thinking the same thing.
Robert: I think maybe we have.
Joanne: Robert, you know how I am. I see what I want, and I go for it. And what I want is you.
Robert: You know, when we were talking on the phone, I was getting that same vibe.
Joanne: Well, you know, Bobby, I'm no Snow White. I've had my share of dates and insurance conventions. Truth you were my best.
Robert: Well, thank you. Right back at ya.
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Quote from Amy
Amy: You've been talking to Joanne about getting back together. For how long, sweetie?
Robert: I don't know. Before Italy, but see, that's why I'm telling you, because I wanna be totally honest, because I feel that we are meant to be.
Amy: Meant to be.
Robert: Don't you?
Amy: Let me see. You've been talking with your ex-wife for over a month behind my back-
Robert: Well, yeah, but see you're not focusing on the positive part of the story.
Amy: Oh, but I am, Robert. I'm happy. I mean, this is all such wonderful news. You've been deceitful and you're settling for me. But, hey, before I get really really really happy, is there anything else you want to share with me?
Robert: No.
Amy: Well, good, because I don't think I could get much happier. And thank you for another fabulous evening. Tonight, I'm taking the leftovers. I'll be in the office tomorrow if anybody wants to send me flowers.
Robert: [to the waitress] Perhaps we should cancel the spumoni.
Quote from Robert
Debra: Why would you get involved with someone else when you already have a relationship? What, does juggling three women at a time make you cool? [they look to Ray]
Ray: Uncool.
Debra: You know, if that's the only way that you can build your self-esteem, then you are pathetic, and you don't deserve to be with anyone.
Robert: That's easy for you to say.
Debra: What was that?
Ray: Lay down, play dead.
Robert: We all know about you, okay, Deb? You were popular. You juggled guys all the time. How many guys asked you to your senior prom, huh? Five, six? You wanna know who I took to my prom? Our Cousin Nellie.
Ray: He threw up on her.
Robert: Somebody spiked the punch!
Quote from Debra
Robert: Could I get some frozen baby peas, Deb?
Debra: You know what, Robert? You get your own damn peas.
Robert: What what, are you mad at me? What did I do?
Debra: What did you do?
Robert: Hey, look, you're the one who told Amy about Stefania in the first place. You should be apologizing to me.
[Debra turns around and gives Robert the look. Ray backs away and hides behind the couch]
Debra: And what you should have done is tell Amy the truth about everything. Or better yet, not be such a pig in the first place.
Robert: That's the worst apology I've ever gotten.