Ray Quote #974
Quote from Ray in Bad Moon Rising
Debra: I treat you just fine, Ray. You're just mad, 'cause you had to spend one lousy night with the kids!
Ray: So you don't go crazy this time of month?
Debra: No.
Ray: You remain perfectly calm, don't overreact, don't treat me meanly or yell at me like a screaming raving maniac?
Debra: No, I do not.
Ray: [holds tape recorder] 4:38 today, right when the guys went home.
Debra: [on tape] "I've told you eight million times, when you empty the dryer you clean the lint screen! Look at all this lint. What, do you like lint, Ray? Maybe I'll get you some for your birthday. Happy birthday, Ray. Here's your lint!"
Ray: I just thought you'd, you know, wanna hear what you sound like when you're like this. Okay?
Debra: [crying] You are a gigantic ass!
Ray: 10:32, "gigantic ass".
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Quote from Marie
Debra: I cannot take this anymore. Okay, you make a huge mess, you don't help me at all, you invite your friends over to drive me crazy all day, and all you can think of is, "Oh, she must have PMS. Let's just load her up with drugs."
Ray: No, it's got St. Johns worts in it.
Debra: I can't believe you. If there's ever anything wrong, it's PMS, huh? I don't know what to do! Sometimes I just want to smack you!
[As Ray turns around with a grin on his face, Marie slaps him]
Marie: Debra's right, Raymond. I'm sorry.
Ray: You smacked me.
Marie: I know I did. I'm sorry.
Ray: W- W- What did you do that for?
Marie: It's just that it sounds like you're becoming just like your father. [slaps Ray again]
Ray: What are you doing?
Marie: I don't know. I don't know. It's just that he was so awful during my... ladies' days. Anytime I happened to make a comment about his usual disgusting behavior, he would just blame it on that.
Debra: That's what Ray does.
Marie: That's what they all do.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Where's my tape recorder, Ray? Where was my tape recorder when I was in labor with the twins for 36 hours and you were asking the nurse if the TV gets ESPN?
Ray: 36 hours, that's not a short time.
Debra: Yeah, guess what? It's even longer when you're trying to push two human beings out of your body while your husband's going, "Does this hospital have fudgesicles?" Yeah, where's my tape recorder, huh? Or when you ask me why I get so upset because I find your underpants in the kitchen, huh? Or when you start snoring at my grandmother's funeral? Or when you tape a football game over our wedding video?!
Ray: Do you really need a tape recorder? You seem to remember everything.
Quote from Frank
Ray: Just don't worry about me, all right? I'll just ride it out.
Frank: You dumb bastard.
Ray: What?
Frank: "Ride it out." You put a stop to this now.
Ray: All right, Dad, all right.
Frank: Let me ask you... she's in a bad mood, what, two, three days tops? Not so tough now, right? Pretty soon she's gonna get a mood that lasts five days. Then it's a week. And before you know it, what used to be a bad mood now takes over and becomes her only mood. And then, you become like me where not a day goes by that I don't wish there was a comet screaming towards Earth to bring me sweet relief.