Debra: I treat you just fine, Ray. You're just mad, 'cause you had to spend one lousy night with the kids!
Ray: So you don't go crazy this time of month?
Debra: No.
Ray: You remain perfectly calm, don't overreact, don't treat me meanly or yell at me like a screaming raving maniac?
Debra: No, I do not.
Ray: [holds tape recorder] 4:38 today, right when the guys went home.
Debra: [on tape] "I've told you eight million times, when you empty the dryer you clean the lint screen! Look at all this lint. What, do you like lint, Ray? Maybe I'll get you some for your birthday. Happy birthday, Ray. Here's your lint!"
Ray: I just thought you'd, you know, wanna hear what you sound like when you're like this. Okay?
Debra: [crying] You are a gigantic ass!
Ray: 10:32, "gigantic ass".