Ray Quote #689
Ray: I just, I thought with everything that I did today, that you know, you might not need me to keep doing it at night.
Debra: That's why you were being so affectionate? You're trying to get all your affection out of the way so you could sleep untouched?!
Ray: I need my sleep 'cause I gotta do it all over again tomorrow.
Debra: Don't bother.
Ray: Well, I, uh... Well, I can't sleep like this either.
Debra: Did it ever occur to you that you could cuddle me?
Ray: Huh?
Debra: Why don't you hold me till I fall asleep and then you can sleep any way you want?
Ray: I could do that. How long do you think it's gonna take till you fall asleep?
Debra: It depends on how much my husband has aggravated me today.
Ray: Oh, so I guess just a few seconds.
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Robert: Not really. Any questions about being a police officer? Yes, you.
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Robert: Uh, not right now. I think I have time for one more question.
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Ray: Father Hubley?
Father Hubley: What? Oh, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah, how you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood.
Father Hubley: Do you want something?
Ray: Yeah, um listen, I'm having this problem and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.
Father Hubley: How flattering.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I don't believe it. When did this start?
Ray: When we started sleeping together.
Debra: So you haven't said anything for nine years?
Ray: I wouldn't have said anything now.
Debra: Have you slept down here before?
Ray: Just a couple of times. Look, I don't have to do it anymore. I'm happy just to suffer through it, that's all.
Debra: Suffer through it?
Ray: All right. Suffer might have been the wrong word.
Ray: Look, the touching never use to bother me before! It's just, maybe it's 'cause I'm older. You know? Things change. Like now I can't handle anything hickory-smoked.