Ray Quote #1855

Quote from Ray in Blabbermouths

Ray: Very funny. You wouldn't be laughing if you knew what the dream was really about.
Robert: Yeah, right.
Ray: Trust me. I didn't tell Debra the exact truth.
Frank: Oh, yeah?
Robert: What was it?
Ray: Okay. All right. Remember Ellen Chulesky from high school?
Robert: Oh, yeah. She was a woman among girls. Well, in my class, we used to call her "Choo-Choo Chulesky." So, anyway, in the dream, it was no kiddie train. It was just me and Choo-Choo. All aboard!
Robert: Oh. Then what does "Choo-choo gone" mean?
Ray: Well, she had her way with me and left. Choo-Choo was gone.

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 ‘Blabbermouths’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Robert: What's up with you?
Frank: You guys have got to get your wives out of my house. They're over there looking at furniture catalogs. I told Marie, "At your age, you shouldn't be looking at any furniture, unless it has a lid."

Quote from Robert

Ray: Still, you think somebody's a hateful jerk-face, you've got to tell 'em. I have feelings too.
Robert: Hateful jerk-face. Feel better?
Ray: You see? You made me a hateful jerk-face.
Debra: You know, Amy, Ray's right. How am I supposed to know I upset you if you don't say anything to me? I mean, come on, I'm supposed to be your best friend!
Robert: What about me? I'm supposed to be her husband! I'm your husband! Don't you know, after all these years, to tell me immediately when Raymond screws up? You page me at work!

Quote from Frank

Frank: Ah, they all got their secrets. You wanna know a good one about your mother?
Ray: No, no, no. We got the game.
Robert: Don't need to hear it.
Frank: You know your mother's famous homemade marinara sauce? On more than one occasion... store-bought.
Ray: No! No! No way!
Frank: Yes. When she's in a rush, out of the jar, my friends.
Robert: This is huge!
Ray: Well! So, it's "homemade" if you live in aisle six at Waldbaum's.