Amy Quote #58

Quote from Amy in Blabbermouths

Amy: No, now, here's the sweetest thing: Every night since our wedding, Robert gives me a little massage.
Debra: Oh, wow! You are so lucky.
Amy: Yeah. Although he kind of doesn't know his own strength and sometimes when he squeezes, I feel like I'm being juiced. But it's very thoughtful.
Linda: Can't you just tell him to lighten up a little?
Amy: I don't have the heart. Plus, I usually black out before I can say anything.

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 ‘Blabbermouths’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Robert: What's up with you?
Frank: You guys have got to get your wives out of my house. They're over there looking at furniture catalogs. I told Marie, "At your age, you shouldn't be looking at any furniture, unless it has a lid."

Quote from Robert

Ray: Still, you think somebody's a hateful jerk-face, you've got to tell 'em. I have feelings too.
Robert: Hateful jerk-face. Feel better?
Ray: You see? You made me a hateful jerk-face.
Debra: You know, Amy, Ray's right. How am I supposed to know I upset you if you don't say anything to me? I mean, come on, I'm supposed to be your best friend!
Robert: What about me? I'm supposed to be her husband! I'm your husband! Don't you know, after all these years, to tell me immediately when Raymond screws up? You page me at work!

Quote from Frank

Frank: Ah, they all got their secrets. You wanna know a good one about your mother?
Ray: No, no, no. We got the game.
Robert: Don't need to hear it.
Frank: You know your mother's famous homemade marinara sauce? On more than one occasion... store-bought.
Ray: No! No! No way!
Frank: Yes. When she's in a rush, out of the jar, my friends.
Robert: This is huge!
Ray: Well! So, it's "homemade" if you live in aisle six at Waldbaum's.