Pat Quote #11
Pat: And children, we also have the MacDougall family Thanksgiving pageant.
Frank: The- The MacDougall... what?
Robert: Oh, did I forget to mention that? This is fun. Listen to this. This is great.
Amy: When Peter and I were kids we used to put on a play about the first Thanksgiving. And we thought
that since Ally and the boys were coming this year, we could try it again. Doesn't that sound like fun, kids? [the twins are silent]
Ray: You don't even have like a little emergency TV?
Hank: The kids can play most of the parts, and Peter will reprise his role as...
Peter: Squanto.
Pat: All right, children, if you want to follow me, I have costumes and decorations. [the kids are still] And candy. [the kids run off with Pat]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Pat: Here we go.
Marie: How's the bird?
Pat: Oh, I took care of it.
Robert: What do you mean?
Pat: You know-- [makes neck twisting gesture]
Quote from Frank
Marie: Excuse me, but how do you know the bird couldn't be saved? I mean, you're not a veterinarian.
Pat: No, but I have lived in the country my whole life.
Amy: Mom grew up on a farm.
Frank: I bet the chickens slept with one eye open.
Quote from Frank
Frank: That bird was one of God's creatures! The God these people supposedly work for. But apparently, that life didn't mean anything to them. It was just a bird. Well, maybe so, but I happen to think he deserved a lot better than he got.
Pat: [enters] Okay, everyone! Dinner.
Frank: All right! Break me off a leg there!