Pat: And children, we also have the MacDougall family Thanksgiving pageant.
Frank: The- The MacDougall... what?
Robert: Oh, did I forget to mention that? This is fun. Listen to this. This is great.
Amy: When Peter and I were kids we used to put on a play about the first Thanksgiving. And we thought
that since Ally and the boys were coming this year, we could try it again. Doesn't that sound like fun, kids? [the twins are silent]
Ray: You don't even have like a little emergency TV?
Hank: The kids can play most of the parts, and Peter will reprise his role as...
Peter: Squanto.
Pat: All right, children, if you want to follow me, I have costumes and decorations. [the kids are still] And candy. [the kids run off with Pat]