Frank Quote #733
Marie: Go ahead, Frank. Tell them about the washing machine.
Frank: Well, it seemed to be working fine.
Ray: Oh, okay. Well, good, good.
Frank: So I took it apart. You know what your problem is? This part won't go back in.
Ray: Beautiful.
Marie: Don't worry. I called a real repairman. He'll be here tomorrow between 10:00 and 2:00.
Frank: Well, good luck to him. I couldn't fix it, and I'm the smartest guy I know.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Liars’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: There was no hotel. Which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?
Ray: There was- No, nothing.
Marie: The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?
Ray: Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frank: Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!
Quote from Marie
Marie: Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm.
Robert: [to Amy] She's picking up a scent. Watch this.
Marie: Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?
Robert: This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.
Marie: Because there was no tape for Frank to watch... Which means you did watch the football the night before... Because you didn't have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.
Debra: Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?
Ray: How did you do that?
Marie: I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.