Quote from Frank in Liars
Marie: Go ahead, Frank. Tell them about the washing machine. Frank: Well, it seemed to be working fine. Ray: Oh, okay. Well, good, good. Frank: So I took it apart. You know what your problem is? This part won't go back in. Ray: Beautiful. Marie: Don't worry. I called a real repairman. He'll be here tomorrow between 10:00 and 2:00. Frank: Well, good luck to him. I couldn't fix it, and I'm the smartest guy I know.