Robert Quote #519
Debra: So, what's going on, Robert?
Robert: Ah, I'm just happy. I got a new outlook on life. Hey, have you ever heard about "Innerpath"?
Debra: No. What's that?
Robert: I'm glad you asked. It's a group with a great philosophy about life and how to live it. I've been to a couple of meetings already. Gerard got me into it.
Debra: Gerard? Isn't he, like, uh, an idiot?
Robert: I used to think so but that was my baggage. I was making him carry.
Debra: Oh. So is this like a self-help group or something?
Robert: Oh, no no no. It's much more. You see, Innerpath teaches us that we all have the same emotional doors. And the trick is recognizing which doors to bolt shut and which ones to throw open.
[Ray gets up and goes and opens his kitchen door]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]