Ray Quote #1365

Quote from Ray in The Breakup Tape

Ray: Did you look under your bed?
Ally: Yes.
Ray: And the rest of your room?
Ally: Yes.
Ray: And the trunk of my car?
Ally: No.
Ray: Well, maybe before you come in here and start going, "Mommy, Daddy, I can't find my things," maybe you should look there. [hands Ally the car keys]
Debra: What were you gonna do, Ray? Dump the doll's body in Jersey?
Ray: I was just gonna take it for a ride. Maybe to come back with a brand-new, better doll. Maybe a black one, unless maybe you have some kinda problem with that.

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 ‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?

Quote from Debra

Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.