Ray Quote #1233
Quote from Ray in Marie's Sculpture
Sister Beth: Okay, let's load it up.
Ray: Okay, all right. Take it away. Enjoy it. The sheet comes with it. You get that for free. No lie. [chuckles] You know what, the sheet should stay on it all the time. It's kind of part of the sculpture. [Sister Ann removes the sheet] No, no.
[After seeing the sculpture, the nuns both turn and look at Ray, before gazing back at the statue]
Sister Ann: Oh, my.
Sister Beth: Well...
Ray: Pretty abstract, huh? Okay, all right, all right. Let's load this puppy up.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Marie's Sculpture’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Raymond, do you see what they see?
Ray: Um... I don't know.
Marie: No, tell me the truth.
Ray: Well... Maybe if I squint a little.
Marie: Oh, my God, I'm a lesbian!
Quote from Marie
Sister Ann: Mrs. Barone, hello. Is that the sculpture you intended to contribute to the church auction?
Marie: Yes.
Sister Ann: Well, don't you think the subject matter is... Might be inappropriate?
Marie: Subject matter? What do you mean?
Sister Ann: Forgive me, but is that not a sculpture of... [whispers to Marie]
Marie: What?! What's wrong with you?
Sister Ann: It's just that it may not be right for the church-
Marie: Are you crazy?!
Quote from Frank
Frank: You know how you can tell it's good art? Because it follows you when you move.