Ray Quote #1232
Quote from Ray in Marie's Sculpture
Sister Ann: Hello. Raymond Barone?
Ray: Mm-hmm.
Sister Ann: I'm Sister Ann, this is Sister Beth. We're here to pick up the sculpture.
Ray: You're what?
Sister Ann: The one your mother donated to the church auction.
Ray: Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. That sculpture, that's not here anymore.
Sister Beth: It's not?
Ray: No, no.
Sister Ann: Isn't that a sculpture?
Ray: No, no, no.
Sister Beth: But, but... Ow!
Ray: It's not.
Sister Beth: Ow.
Ray: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, Sister, yes, uh, you mean that sculpture. Yeah, yeah, that's the sculpture. I- l- We we had another sculpture. I got confused, that's all. That that's the sculpture. I was not lying to nuns.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Marie's Sculpture’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Raymond, do you see what they see?
Ray: Um... I don't know.
Marie: No, tell me the truth.
Ray: Well... Maybe if I squint a little.
Marie: Oh, my God, I'm a lesbian!
Quote from Marie
Sister Ann: Mrs. Barone, hello. Is that the sculpture you intended to contribute to the church auction?
Marie: Yes.
Sister Ann: Well, don't you think the subject matter is... Might be inappropriate?
Marie: Subject matter? What do you mean?
Sister Ann: Forgive me, but is that not a sculpture of... [whispers to Marie]
Marie: What?! What's wrong with you?
Sister Ann: It's just that it may not be right for the church-
Marie: Are you crazy?!
Quote from Frank
Frank: You know how you can tell it's good art? Because it follows you when you move.