Robert: She liked you.
Ray: Yeah, how 'bout that?
Robert: Unbelievable. A couple of hours without the ring, you're already getting offers. It really, truly never ends for you, does it?

Robert: Thanks for bringing me on your road trip, Raymond. Sure glad I brought these binoculars. I can see every drop of rain hitting the Piggly-Wiggly. Well once again, God, thanks for everything.
Ray: Aah, that'll clear up.
Robert: And when will that be, Raymond? All that's left is for the animals to line up two by two.

Frank: Hey! I'm watching Sportscenter over here.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: Marie's doing her French lesson crap! I'd stop her, but maybe someday she'll learn enough to move there.
Debra: Not now, Frank, okay?
Frank: Oh, sorry. You two goin' a couple of rounds?
Ray: Dad, please, just-
Frank: Don't be too hard on him, Deb. Robert told me he did the right thing. He shot her down real quick. Boy, women out there must be getting desperate if they start goin' after big nose.