Robert Quote #409

Quote from Robert in Let's Fix Robert

Ray: Tell me what's wrong with her! I'm very curious!
Robert: All right! She can be moody and critical!
Ray: Oh, we all say that one!
Robert: Look, you asked me and that's what I think! She can be horrible!
Debra: Okay!
Robert: And here's another thing! She has one of those eyes that are little higher than the other!
Ray: Oh, yeah yeah.
Debra: Hey!
Robert: And I usually I usually don't care about posture, but she's all-
Debra: All right! Knock it off!

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Quote from Amy

Amy: You're Stefania?
Stefania: Si. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy. Robert's other ex-girlfriend. Or as I'll be known as from now on, the plain one.

Quote from Marie

Marie: All right, Robbie. You don't seem to be helping anymore, so maybe you should go now.
Robert: Fine. Fine. I don't know why the hell I even sat down for this all-you-can-eat character assassination. And for your information with regards to the onions, I happen to have taste buds that are more sensitive to savory than sweet, Judy. [exits]
Marie: For some reason, and it's a mystery to me, I'm the only woman he gets along with.

Quote from Amy

Marie: Say hello, Robbie.
Robert: Hello, Amy. Hello, Stefania. Hello, Amy and Stefania. Together in my mother's living room.
Stefania: Roberto.
Amy: Bastardo.