Robert Quote #408
Quote from Robert in Let's Fix Robert
Robert: If an angry mob comes to the door with pitchforks and torches, it's for me.
Debra: What's the matter?
Robert: Ma's got Amy and Stefania over there and they're all talking about how they're gonna fix me.
Debra: Well, I'm... I'm sure she means well.
Robert: What?
Debra: I don't know.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Let's Fix Robert’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Amy: You're Stefania?
Stefania: Si. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy. Robert's other ex-girlfriend. Or as I'll be known as from now on, the plain one.
Quote from Marie
Marie: All right, Robbie. You don't seem to be helping anymore, so maybe you should go now.
Robert: Fine. Fine. I don't know why the hell I even sat down for this all-you-can-eat character assassination. And for your information with regards to the onions, I happen to have taste buds that are more sensitive to savory than sweet, Judy. [exits]
Marie: For some reason, and it's a mystery to me, I'm the only woman he gets along with.
Quote from Amy
Marie: Say hello, Robbie.
Robert: Hello, Amy. Hello, Stefania. Hello, Amy and Stefania. Together in my mother's living room.
Stefania: Roberto.
Amy: Bastardo.