Ray Quote #898
Quote from Ray in Prodigal Son
Ray: Fine, all right. I'm not gonna break my commitment. I said I'm coming every week, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Not only that, I would like to volunteer to be an usher.
Frank: What?
Ray: I wanna be an usher. Come on, Dad. That would be great. You and me, we could usher together.
Frank: You wanna be an usher like your old man? [Garvin laughs]
Ray: What? What? What's so funny?
Stan: You know how long the waiting list is? It took me 20 years to become an usher!
Ray: Oh, well, I could be a fill-in guy, for when somebody gets sick. [to Garvin] You don't look so good.
Frank: Sorry, kid, I promised that to your brother.
Ray: Oh, I hate that guy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Prodigal Son’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Frank: 12 years of catholic school down the toilet. Go to church!
Marie: Frank, you can't just scream at someone to go to church.
Frank: Well, 40 years of your guilt hasn't worked.
Marie: I need more time.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Look what you're doing to her! Go to church!
Ray: No, no! I don't feel like it.
Frank: "I don't feel like it." That's the problem with you kids today. Everything has to feel good. Do you think World War II felt good? You think Korea felt good? In my day, nothing felt good!
Ray: Why don't you go back to your day and stop ruining mine?!
Quote from Debra
Ray: Let me tell you something. I practice being a good person every day. Okay? I'm a decent fellow. I do good things. I always leave a big tip. If a squirrel runs in front of the car, do I not swerve? I'm considerate of people's feelings. Remember the plumber who came over with the big eye? I treated him like a completely normal person. Okay? So... So... So why do I have to go to church every Sunday to prove my goodness? I'm living it!
Debra: Well, you know, since you are so good during the week, maybe on Sundays we should have everybody come over here and sit around you.