Ray: Fine, all right. I'm not gonna break my commitment. I said I'm coming every week, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Not only that, I would like to volunteer to be an usher.
Frank: What?
Ray: I wanna be an usher. Come on, Dad. That would be great. You and me, we could usher together.
Frank: You wanna be an usher like your old man? [Garvin laughs]
Ray: What? What? What's so funny?
Stan: You know how long the waiting list is? It took me 20 years to become an usher!
Ray: Oh, well, I could be a fill-in guy, for when somebody gets sick. [to Garvin] You don't look so good.
Frank: Sorry, kid, I promised that to your brother.
Ray: Oh, I hate that guy.