Ray Quote #864
Quote from Ray in What's with Robert?
Robert: You don't think I'm gay? Then why was I outed at breakfast?
Ray: Come on, you know Mom and Dad. You say one thing, and they're off and running.
Robert: And what was that one thing? Robert's man-crazy?
Ray: I wouldn't say that. I'd say something like "Robert has lovely little knick-knacks on his mantel."
Robert: They are lovely.
Ray: Okay. So what?
Robert: I got them at an antique fair.
Ray: All right, whatever! Look, I was kidding. I'm sorry that I talked to Mom and Dad. I always am.
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‘What's with Robert?’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Hello, dear. You're just in time for pancakes.
Frank: Hey, those are my pancakes. Why can't he wait for the next batch?
Marie: I love him.
Ray: Oh, boy, these are good!
Frank: I've been sitting here a half an hour. Tomorrow you're gonna read my obit: "Local Man Dies Waiting for Flapjacks."
Marie: "Marie Barone Dances in Street."
Frank: "Disaster Declared. President to Visit Street."
Quote from Marie
Marie: Sit down, dear.
Robert: No, it's just this thing with Amy was, I couldn't commit right now. I don't know what it is. Maybe she's not the one for me.
Marie: Is it because she's a woman?
Robert: Oh, my God! Is there a gas leak in here?
Marie: I just want to tell you that your father and I love you and we'll support you no matter what. Right, Frank? [Frank is cooling his head with a milk carton] I'll support you.
Robert: Thanks, Ma.
Marie: Even if you are gay.
Quote from Frank
Marie: What are you reading?
Frank: The obituaries. [chuckles] I beat all these guys.