Ray Quote #861
Quote from Ray in What's with Robert?
Debra: Robert is always saying that he wants what you have: a house, a wife, kids. He's gonna end up spending the rest of his life going on date after date looking for love with strangers!
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: I'm serious. I think Robert needs to get some help. He's got this big fear of commitment.
Ray: Is that what Amy thinks?
Debra: No, Amy thinks he's gay.
Ray: [chuckles] Yeah, I'll bet she does.
Debra: What's that supposed to mean?
Ray: Nothing, I just I think it's funny how a woman always says, if a guy rejects her, "Oh, he must be gay." You always reject me, and I don't call you a lesbian... every single time.
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‘What's with Robert?’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Hello, dear. You're just in time for pancakes.
Frank: Hey, those are my pancakes. Why can't he wait for the next batch?
Marie: I love him.
Ray: Oh, boy, these are good!
Frank: I've been sitting here a half an hour. Tomorrow you're gonna read my obit: "Local Man Dies Waiting for Flapjacks."
Marie: "Marie Barone Dances in Street."
Frank: "Disaster Declared. President to Visit Street."
Quote from Marie
Marie: Sit down, dear.
Robert: No, it's just this thing with Amy was, I couldn't commit right now. I don't know what it is. Maybe she's not the one for me.
Marie: Is it because she's a woman?
Robert: Oh, my God! Is there a gas leak in here?
Marie: I just want to tell you that your father and I love you and we'll support you no matter what. Right, Frank? [Frank is cooling his head with a milk carton] I'll support you.
Robert: Thanks, Ma.
Marie: Even if you are gay.
Quote from Frank
Marie: What are you reading?
Frank: The obituaries. [chuckles] I beat all these guys.