Ray Quote #668
Ray: Come on, Raymond, you know how much that would mean to your brother. Mom, you know how long it takes to get to Cooperstown, okay? I'm not driving the car with Robert for four hours. His feet smell.
Marie: Well, take a bus.
Ray: A bus! That's a smelly feet contest.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Big Shots’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: So what's new? I was just taking Shamsky out for a drive today. It's nice out, huh? So what's new?
Frank: Cut the crap. Your mother asked him already.
Ray: Robert, why do you have to have Mom ask me to take you to the Hall of Fame?
Robert: Ma, you were supposed to make it seem like it just came up.
Marie: And you were supposed to wait across the street until I flashed the Venetian blinds.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Look, we'll go in, you'll meet Art Shamsky and the rest of the Mets. On the ride home, we'll get you a Happy Meal.
Quote from Robert
Robert: The '69 Mets. The amazing match. The Miracle Mets. I love those guys. It's one of the few bright spots of my childhood. I just wish Dad had taken us to a game.
Ray: Hey, he took us to a lot of Yankee games. That was fun.
Robert: Well, maybe for you. I hated the Yankees.
Ray: What do you mean you hated the Yankees? You cried every time they lost.
Robert: It's because Dad told me it was my fault.