Robert Quote #191
Quote from Robert in Robert's Date
Robert: But they were so cool. I mean, right from the beginning, they were totally cool with me. I fit right in for once.
Ray: Yeah. Of course, they liked you in the beginning 'cause you were just being you.
Robert: So how long could that have lasted? It's easy for you, Raymond. You fit in everywhere. You're a 40 regular. You know where I had to go for this suit?
Ray: Little Shop of Horrors?
Robert: That's right, okay, I'm a freak. I was a freak at school, I was a freak in my marriage, I'm a freak in my own family.
Ray: You're super-freaky.
Robert: All right, Raymond.
Ray: I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I'm kidding. I'm joking. You're not a freak.
Robert: Yeah, the only place I'm not is on the job. I should never take off my uniform.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Robert's Date’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: You know who are an interesting people? The Hasidic Jews.
Ray: No, Robert.
Robert: What, a person can't make an observation?
Quote from Ray
Ray: Robert. Judy, her and her friends, they think that you're just, you're putting on some kind of act.
Robert: That is so whack!
Ray: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're Italian, Robert. Okay? "Whack" means something else to us.
Quote from Robert
Sergeant Judy: I'm meeting with some people tonight. You want to go along?
Robert: No, thanks. I already committed to something else.
Sergeant Judy: You did not.
Robert: I did too! I actually have dinner plans.
Sergeant Judy: With who?
Robert: My friends. I've got friends. You're not the only person with friends.
Sergeant Judy: Who are you having dinner with?
Robert: You know, the guys. Mike, Geoff.
Sergeant Judy: You mean Michael and Geoffrey, your little nephews?
Robert: Oh, you remembered their names.