Robert Quote #182

Quote from Robert in Robert's Date

Sergeant Judy: What you thinking, Sarge?
Robert: Huh? Oh, nothing. I'm thinking I might pick up a shift this weekend.
Sergeant Judy: What's wrong? Got no plans?
Robert: I've got plans. I'm planning on serving my community.
Sergeant Judy: The little blonde ski bunny shut you out, huh?
Robert: She got together with the guy who lives directly above me. From what I hear, they're doing quite well.

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Quote from Robert

Robert: You know who are an interesting people? The Hasidic Jews.
Ray: No, Robert.
Robert: What, a person can't make an observation?

Quote from Ray

Ray: Robert. Judy, her and her friends, they think that you're just, you're putting on some kind of act.
Robert: That is so whack!
Ray: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're Italian, Robert. Okay? "Whack" means something else to us.

Quote from Robert

Sergeant Judy: I'm meeting with some people tonight. You want to go along?
Robert: No, thanks. I already committed to something else.
Sergeant Judy: You did not.
Robert: I did too! I actually have dinner plans.
Sergeant Judy: With who?
Robert: My friends. I've got friends. You're not the only person with friends.
Sergeant Judy: Who are you having dinner with?
Robert: You know, the guys. Mike, Geoff.
Sergeant Judy: You mean Michael and Geoffrey, your little nephews?
Robert: Oh, you remembered their names.