Marie Quote #184

Quote from Marie in No Fat

Marie: Frank, the young man at the Health Fair said--
Frank: That stupid Health Fair. I go in there looking for a chocolate cone at the drugstore, next thing I know I'm getting my blood pressure taken.
Marie: My blood pressure was better than yours.
Frank: But I won the eyesight thing.
Ray: So did you have the cholesterol checked to break the tie?
Frank: Yeah and I won.
Marie: We're waiting for the urine test. I could still tie if your father has high blood sugar.

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Quote from Debra

Ray: What happened? Why did they back out?
Debra: Oh, they're gonna be out of the country.
Ray: What?! Who leaves America on Thanksgiving? That's- That's pretty unthankful.
Debra: They like to travel and see the world, you know? Unlike your parents, who don't go any further than here.

Quote from Frank

Marie: We had our cholesterol checked and the both of us are very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point lower.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, 30 seconds?
Frank: 30 seconds in paradise!

Quote from Debra

Debra: What's going on here?
Ray: We're being supportive.
Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: Yeah, I think that every day.