Frank Quote #256
Marie: We had our cholesterol checked and the both of us are very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point lower.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, 30 seconds?
Frank: 30 seconds in paradise!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘No Fat’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: What's going on here?
Ray: We're being supportive.
Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: Yeah, I think that every day.
Quote from Debra
Ray: What happened? Why did they back out?
Debra: Oh, they're gonna be out of the country.
Ray: What?! Who leaves America on Thanksgiving? That's- That's pretty unthankful.
Debra: They like to travel and see the world, you know? Unlike your parents, who don't go any further than here.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Until then I'm eating what I want and I want real eggs and real milk.
Marie: Then you better go to IHOP, because from now on we're eating healthy in this house. Give me that. [grabs garbage bag]
Frank: What are you doing?
Marie: Sour cream.
Frank: No!
Marie: Bacon, cheese.
Frank: No! What, are you gonna rip my heart out?
Marie: Lasagna!
Ray: Hey, I could have that one.
Marie: Butter. A-ha, chocolate cake! And cannoli. All right, there. That's it.
Frank: [grabs the bag] Here, thank you.
Marie: Where are you going?
Frank: On a picnic. Out with the old bag, in with the new!