Debra Quote #157
Quote from Debra in Driving Frank
Debra: So this doesn't worry you?
Ray: Well look, the thing with my father is he always drove fast and took chances, you know? But he had the moves to back it up. Now...
Debra: He's getting older, Ray.
Ray: Yeah. But he passed the test. And I gotta tell you, I was a little proud of him, you know? 'Cause maybe that means that he's not really that old.
Debra: I know it's hard, you know? Especially when they live right across the street and you see him every day.
Sometimes two, three times a day. And you don't notice they're getting older.
Ray: Yeah. I guess all that time he spends with his head in our fridge keeps him fresh.
Debra: Yeah. You know, sometimes I don't see my parents for three months. And then when I do, it's, whoa, suddenly they're older.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?