Frank Quote #159
Frank: Hey, Ray, we're going to get going but I wanted to ask you about next weekend.
Ray: Next weekend I'm going to a baby shower.
Frank: What?
Ray: Yeah. It's for couples. That's how they do it now.
Frank: Well, I was going to ask you, since I'm going to be at war if you wouldn't mind taking out my recyclables.
Ray: That's what you wanted to ask me?
Frank: Yeah. [to Harry] Hey, you know what my son's doing while I'm out fighting? He's going to a baby shower.
Harry: Oh, yeah? Back in Civil War days, we had names for guys like you. They're pretty much like the names we have for you today.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.