Ray Quote #343
Quote from Ray in The Children's Book
Ray: You should feel better about yourself. You came up with the whole idea for the story. I just found a way to make it work, that's all.
Debra: Great, so I'm just the idea person. You're the guy that can make it all happen.
Ray: Sometimes I'm just the idea person. Right? Like with raising the kids. I think they should eat. You know how to feed them. Right? I think they shouldn't be naked. You know what to do there, too. Right? If it was up to me, they'd be eating cereal every day and wearing the boxes.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Children's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I tell you what. Whatever you do, I'll do the pictures for it.
Debra: Pictures?
Frank: I've dabbled in the visual arts. I've painted some bullfighters, some nudes.
Marie: You painted naked ladies off a deck of dirty cards.
Frank: I had to. After Robert was born, you stopped posing for me.
Marie: Frank!
Robert: What?
Ray: Oh. Okay, I have to gouge out my eyes.
Robert: You can't gouge out your mind's eye.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Your mother was just telling the story of how you wet your pants at home plate.
Robert: Ma.
Marie: It's for Debra's children's book.
Robert: It's gonna be in a book?
Debra: No, Marie. Marie, please, I don't think I'm gonna use the story.
Robert: That's my story. You can't use it. I have the rights to that story.
Debra: Robert, I'm not using the story.
Marie: Why not? It's an important story. It has a moral about how kids shouldn't tease other kids and how you should listen to your mother and not hold it.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, sweetheart, settle a bet. ls this container microwavable?
Debra: No, Frank.
Marie: [o.s.] I told you that wasn't the sauce. You're eating melted plastic.
Frank: Wow, everything is better with cheese on it.