Marie Quote #108
Quote from Marie in The Children's Book
Frank: Your mother was just telling the story of how you wet your pants at home plate.
Robert: Ma.
Marie: It's for Debra's children's book.
Robert: It's gonna be in a book?
Debra: No, Marie. Marie, please, I don't think I'm gonna use the story.
Robert: That's my story. You can't use it. I have the rights to that story.
Debra: Robert, I'm not using the story.
Marie: Why not? It's an important story. It has a moral about how kids shouldn't tease other kids and how you should listen to your mother and not hold it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Children's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I tell you what. Whatever you do, I'll do the pictures for it.
Debra: Pictures?
Frank: I've dabbled in the visual arts. I've painted some bullfighters, some nudes.
Marie: You painted naked ladies off a deck of dirty cards.
Frank: I had to. After Robert was born, you stopped posing for me.
Marie: Frank!
Robert: What?
Ray: Oh. Okay, I have to gouge out my eyes.
Robert: You can't gouge out your mind's eye.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, sweetheart, settle a bet. ls this container microwavable?
Debra: No, Frank.
Marie: [o.s.] I told you that wasn't the sauce. You're eating melted plastic.
Frank: Wow, everything is better with cheese on it.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I'm so sick of the same stories every night. I'm taking them out of the rotation. Wait a minute. You finished cleaning up the kitchen already?
Ray: Well, the thing is...
Marie: Debra, they make sponges with the scrubby sides. Remind me. I'll get you some.
Ray: I didn't call her up. She just came over.
Debra: That's very mature, Ray having your mother come over to do your chores for you.
Ray: My mommy loves me.