Ray Quote #318
Quote from Ray in Anniversary
Debra: Ray, what, you don't think we're happy?
Ray: Yeah, sure, now we're happy. It's easy to be happy now.
Debra: But you're thinking, like, what, in 20 years.
Ray: Who knows? My parents must have been happy once. If you look at their wedding pictures, they're actually smiling. In some of them.
Debra: Ray! We don't have to become them.
Ray: They didn't want to become them! Nobody wants to become them! It just happens!
Debra: Nobody else can become them. This happened to them because they're them!
Ray: No! It happened because they settled. Look, they got back together because of my arm. And by the time it healed, they forgot they were never supposed to be together. Now they're stuck. Till death do they part.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Anniversary’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: Do you know what time it is? Come to bed.
Ray: Can't sleep.
Debra: Oh, listen. You got to stop feeling guilty about getting your parents back together. You know what? Think of them as, like, a terrible virus. If they had met other people, the misery would've spread. You kept it contained.
Quote from Frank
Marie: How are you eating? Close your mouth before you chew.
Frank: Close your mouth before you talk.
Quote from Robert
Ray: So I guess it wasn't just my arm, then, huh?
Robert: Yeah, your arm. You know, I've been meaning to tell you about that. You know how you fell off your bike?
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: Well, you didn't just fall off your bike.
Ray: What do you mean?
Robert: Well, Dad was away so long, I figured he might come home sooner if you had a little accident.
Ray: Are you crazy?! I flipped over the handlebars! I could've been killed!
Robert: I thought of that. Then Dad would have come to the funeral. I'm glad we talked about this. It's been on my mind.