Ray Quote #1976
Quote from Ray in The Faux Pas
George: Hey. Can I give you something for today?
Ray: Oh, no, no. I get the tickets for free.
George: Oh, it's okay, but I've been to the movies with him he can eat forty bucks worth of candy.
Ray: Oh, well, consider his stomachache my gift. [both laugh]
George: That's funny.
Ray: Yeah, funny, right? Yeah, yeah. You know what else is funny?
George: No.
Ray: You know, uh, uh, at one point, Chris started eating peanuts, and I looked down, and he's not throwing the shells away. He's got all of them on his lap. So I just say to him, "Hey, Chris, you can throw those on the floor. That's what they pay the janitor for." [laughs] Yeah, yeah. And then he laughed. Oh, he kinda laughed hard. Yeah, and then he took his shells and he put them on the floor real gently. So I guess you got him trained really good at home. [laughs] Uh, it was just kind of a... a.. a simple remark, you know? A "hey-throw-your-nuts-on-the-floor-ha-ha" remark. Yeah, yeah. It was funny. It was funny. He's funny Chris. You know, he's my favorite friend of the kids'.
George: Okay.
Ray: Yeah. You know what else is funny? I didn't know- I didn't know that that was your... That- That- That's your craft.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Faux Pas’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Ray: Well, how about the time you arrested the guy for flashing gang signs, huh? And you started reading him his rights, but he just kept flashing gang signs, making you madder and madder. He wasn't breaking the law, was he, Robert?
Robert: No.
Ray: What was he doing?
Robert: He was being deaf.
Frank: [laughs] Holy crap.
Ray: Fee-fi-faux-pas!
Robert: Oh, God, I still remember. [signs and speaks] I'm so, so, sorry.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Marie, what's the story with the cannelloni?
Marie: It's ready.
Frank: Let's go. Who's this?
Debra: This is Chris' dad George.
Frank: The janitor? Marie, you said he was black. [all gasp]
Marie: No, I didn't!
Frank: What are you talking about? You said-
Marie: No, I said he was African-American! [all gasp]
Frank: Okay. What are you arguing for?
Marie: I apologize, George. It's just, well... Well, l... You know, I think it's wonderful that anyone can be a janitor now.
Quote from Amy
Marie: I just feel horrible. For a custodian to see all this mess. I think I'll straighten up.
Amy: [enters] Hey. Chris and his dad are outside and he asked me to get his keys for him. It seemed like he didn't want to come back inside.
Robert: I don't blame him. It was kind of a nightmare.
Amy: Oh, yeah? Did your mother come over and make things worse as usual?
[Behind Amy, Marie pushes aside the door and glares at her]