Robert Quote #688
Quote from Robert in Crazy Chin
Robert: Hello, problem solvers.
Ray: What?
Robert: You two. Have you met these two? They're great, Ma. You know what they do? Because they are so perfect and without flaw, they get together with, say, somebody's wife, and they make her believe that her husband belongs in a rubber room with a chin guard. It's quite a gift.
Ray: She should've just got the dog funnel.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Crazy Chin’ Quotes
Quote from Peter
Hank: But why do you do it? Are you using your chin to test the temperature of your food?
Pat: Oh, that's silly, Hank. He'd have a big red mark on his chin every time the food was too hot.
Hank: That's true. So it's not that?
Peter: That's where his mouth was when he got here. He's still growing. [laughs]
Quote from Marie
Marie: Please, Robert. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. What gives you the right to butt into people's lives?
Robert: Yes!
Marie: What? You think you can help him after I've spent my whole life trying? Please. The only thing we can do is pretend that he's fine and let him blend into society as best he can.
Quote from Frank
Frank: He's not moving back! I finally had the both of you out of the house. There was only one more to go.