Robert Quote #520
Debra: Robert, sit down. Listen, have these people asked you for money?
Robert: No, no, no. I gave them some because I wanted to.
Ray: Come on. What are you doing? It's like a scam or something.
Robert: Happiness is not a scam, Raymond. Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't you come to a meeting with me? You could learn a thing or two.
Ray: Yeah, all right. What are you, nuts? No.
Robert: Uh, they said I would encounter naysaying negativity. But you know what Innerpath taught me? Like a camera, I use negatives to develop.
Ray: Yep. Why don't you add a grass skirt to that outfit and dance around a volcano?
Robert: All right. All right. I'll see ya later.
Debra: Where are you goin', Robert?
Robert: I'm gonna go across the street. I wanna share "The Path" with Mom and Dad.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]