Robert Quote #523
Robert: I'm leaving.
Ray: No, no, you can't leave now. We're almost there.
Robert: No, we're not, okay? Just forget it, Ray. I'm going back to Innerpath. This is a negative place. And it's not just him. He's just the poster boy. And it's her and her, too.
Ray: Wait! Wait! What about me? What about what I just said?
Robert: Nice try, but you're not that good an actor.
Ray: Hey! What are you gonna do now? You're just gonna go back to your stupid cult?
Robert: It's not a cult, okay? I'm sorry, everybody, but I've confirmed something here today that the path to inner peace and harmony clearly cannot be found in this family. Goodbye.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]