Ray Quote #1356
Quote from Ray in The Breakup Tape
Debra: "Debra's eyes. Brown as earth, Giveth life to tree and brush. Speckled green, like the breast of a thrush.
Yellow ringed as the sun on a web. So many colors in thine eye, My Deb."
Ray: [laughs] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Whoo-hoo! Oh, man! That's the poem?
Debra: Don't make fun of it!
Ray: I don't have to. Read it again.
Debra: It happens to be very romantic!
Ray: Yeah, yeah. Read it again.
Debra: No! You don't appreciate it. For your information, he wrote this in the 10th grade, and he ended up going to Yale.
Ray: Not on a poetry scholarship.
Debra: Well, I don't see you writing me any poems!
Ray: I can't now. Chad killed poetry.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?
Quote from Debra
Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.