Ray Quote #1367

Quote from Ray in The Breakup Tape

Debra: It's more than that. But if you don't want to tell me why "Karen 1982" still means so much to you, I'm not gonna keep asking.
Ray: Why did she break up with me?
Debra: What?
Ray: That's why I kept the tape for so long. I just wanted to figure it out. Could you listen to the tape? Maybe there's some hidden woman thing I'm not hearing.
Debra: I heard the tape. She doesn't say why she breaks up with you.
Ray: Why doesn't she?
Debra: I wasn't there. What happened?
Ray: I don't know. Things were going good. We had been going out a for couple months, it seemed like she was happy with me. Then I remember we went to see "Tootsie." I liked it, she liked it, we had fun... Next thing I know, "Good bye, forever, Ray." What did I do? People liked "Tootsie," right?
Debra: I liked it.
Ray: See? So what was it? It's like somebody can break up with you at any time for no reason. I just always wanted to know why, you know?

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 ‘The Breakup Tape’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: I gotta tell ya, breaking up on the answering machine is the way to go. If those things were around in my day, I wouldn't have had to move so much.
Debra: But nobody thinks it's odd that someone would keep a tape like this?
Frank: I'll tell you what it is, it's dumb. You should get rid of all evidence of the past.
Marie: I kept everything from my past relationships.
Frank: She had to. It's tough to throw out a cave painting.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ray, I really don't remember. None of these guys mean anything to me now.
Ray: What other gifts do you have?
Debra: I don't know. Um, the pepper grinder.
Ray: The pepper grinder? Our pepper grinder? The grinder I pepper my food with?

Quote from Debra

Debra: Come on, Ray, you kept it. You took it out of the answering machine, you labeled it, and you placed it in a box along with a bunch of lame foosball trophies.
Ray: Lame? I was playing at a level that you will never understand.
Debra: And I noticed you took the time to pop out the tabs, which you neglected to do with our wedding video.