Ray Quote #1227
Quote from Ray in Marie's Sculpture
Debra: You know maybe well, from this angle, it looks kind of like a... Like a... A sailboat. Yes, I see a sailboat.
Ray: A sailboat that could use a pair of underwear!
Debra: Okay, listen. Your mother gave this to us, and if we have to live with it, it's gonna be a sailboat.
Ray: Whoa, whoa. I'm not living with it. I can't live with it!
Debra: You can't tell her that. Now, this may make you uncomfortable, but we have got to support her.
Ray: Oh, great, yes, we'll support her. Meantime, there's gonna be a cover charge to get in our living room.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Marie's Sculpture’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Raymond, do you see what they see?
Ray: Um... I don't know.
Marie: No, tell me the truth.
Ray: Well... Maybe if I squint a little.
Marie: Oh, my God, I'm a lesbian!
Quote from Marie
Sister Ann: Mrs. Barone, hello. Is that the sculpture you intended to contribute to the church auction?
Marie: Yes.
Sister Ann: Well, don't you think the subject matter is... Might be inappropriate?
Marie: Subject matter? What do you mean?
Sister Ann: Forgive me, but is that not a sculpture of... [whispers to Marie]
Marie: What?! What's wrong with you?
Sister Ann: It's just that it may not be right for the church-
Marie: Are you crazy?!
Quote from Frank
Frank: You know how you can tell it's good art? Because it follows you when you move.