Ray Quote #1160
Ray: Well, you know what you said to me before? About how I find being with my kids sometimes to be kind of boring?
Colleen: Robert, that's a mean thing to say.
Ray: I think it's true.
Lisa: Oh my God.
Colleen: What?!
Ray: I know, I know, I'm a bad guy, right? I mean I love my kids, I can't wait to see them when I come home, but after five minutes... I don't know, I kind of had enough, you know. I want to watch sports or even talk to Debra.
Robert: Debra's his wife.
Lisa: Lucky her.
Ray: And they they did want to go to the zoo with you today. I should have let them go, 'cause I don't know what I'm doing.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]