Ray Quote #1159
Ray: Anyway, you know, I went to the zoo... And anyway, at the zoo, I-I saw these two monkeys that were picking stuff off each other, you know. And I started to think about me and you, you know? 'Cause they looked like they could be brothers and I started to feel bad about what I said. So, all I'm saying, look, about before, you know...
Robert: Hey, look, don't worry about it, Raymond. You know, after our little discussion I was actually feeling kind of down too. And then I ran into Colleen and Lisa and realized that "get your own life" wasn't such bad advice.
Ray: Glad I could help.
Colleen: How was the zoo?
Robert: Yeah, did you have a good time?
Ray: Yeah, well it turns out the twins aren't really interested in animals. But they did find a bottle cap that they thought was hilarious. Yeah, and all Ally wanted to do was see Baby Emu, but it never came out of its thing. We saw something moving around back there, but I don't know, I think it was just some dude.
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