Debra Quote #361
Marie: Why don't I get you an egg carton and walk you through your first caterpillar with the children? Do you have any eggs? Because I understand that you ran out of orange juice earlier.
Debra: Actually, the kids are going to the zoo today with, uh... Me. With me. I'm taking the kids to the zoo today. Kids! Zoo!
Ray: Oh, no, no, I said I'm taking them, okay? And I'm looking forward to it. Kids, I'm not going to tell you again, come down here.
Debra: I am taking the kids to the zoo. You have to apologize to your brother, right, Marie?
Marie: Robert's not going anywhere. Raymond can talk to him later. Go enjoy your children, Raymond.
Ray: Thank you, thank you, Mom, come on.
Marie: We can make a caterpillar.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]