Marie Quote #408
Marie: I mean Robert has problems, he has many problems. But, but he's a devoted brother.
Ray: Devoted to bothering me.
Marie: He loves you, Raymond, and your family. How could you tell him to get a life when he's trying to help you with your children?
Debra: That's exactly what I said.
Marie: Yeah, because what I see is that you are at work, and at a ball game, you like to play the golf-
Debra: Where do you think he was going this morning?
Ray: Okay, but now I'm not.
Marie: Well, let me tell you something. If it wasn't for Robert doing things with the children once in a while, they'd be sitting in front of the television set all day.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]