Ray Quote #1156
Ray: You stare all you want. You know what you're staring at? The person that's right. Yeah, so go ahead, just keep on staring. What?
Debra: Nothing. You're really on a roll today, huh? Why don't you call up your father and tell him he's mean and old and fat?
Ray: Sounds like you have something you want to tell my father.
Debra: Listen, I don't care how insecure you feel about what kind of father you are. What you just said to Robert was way over the line.
Ray: What look, he should get his own life. Who is he to come in here and tell me that I am bored with my own kids?
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]