Debra Quote #358

Quote from Debra in Let's Fix Robert

Debra: Pfft. What a load of crap.
Ray: What?
Debra: "The right lady's out there." Well, guess what? You're never going to find her. You know why? 'Cause you don't want to. You're alone, 'cause that's what you really want.
Robert: I believe you're looking for the meeting across the street.
Debra: Let me tell you something. You've created an image of this ideal woman, so that when regular women regular, wonderful, real women fall short, you reject them.
Robert: No.
Debra: Yes! And that way, you never have to settle down and everyone can still feel sorry for poor, lonely you.
Robert: Look, I may not be the greatest catch in the world, but I don't think I should just settle.
Debra: I'm not telling you to settle, Robert, but you're not going to be happy if every time you discover a flaw in somebody, you go to somebody else, because that somebody else is going to have her own flaws! Nobody's perfect!

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 ‘Let's Fix Robert’ Quotes

Quote from Amy

Amy: You're Stefania?
Stefania: Si. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy. Robert's other ex-girlfriend. Or as I'll be known as from now on, the plain one.

Quote from Marie

Marie: All right, Robbie. You don't seem to be helping anymore, so maybe you should go now.
Robert: Fine. Fine. I don't know why the hell I even sat down for this all-you-can-eat character assassination. And for your information with regards to the onions, I happen to have taste buds that are more sensitive to savory than sweet, Judy. [exits]
Marie: For some reason, and it's a mystery to me, I'm the only woman he gets along with.

Quote from Amy

Marie: Say hello, Robbie.
Robert: Hello, Amy. Hello, Stefania. Hello, Amy and Stefania. Together in my mother's living room.
Stefania: Roberto.
Amy: Bastardo.