Robert Quote #327

Quote from Robert in Robert's Divorce

[flashback:]
Joanne: How was the movie?
Robert: Oh, I'm telling you, I wish you'd come with us. I really liked it. I'm thinking of putting it in my top five.
Joanne: Really? Because the preview looked kind of stupid.
Robert: You know now that I think about it, the dog drove a car, what is that?
Joanne: That's why we can never see movies together. We have the exact opposite taste in movies, books... Stop! Music, TV shows. He likes the kind of thing where someone steps on a rake.
Ray: [laughs] This movie had that too.
Robert: Yeah, yeah, it's funny.
[Ray puts his feet on the table and instantly removes them when Joanne looks]
Joanne: Oh, no, no, no. You can put your feet on our furniture.
Ray: That's all right, I'm good right here.
Joanne: No, really, it's okay. Until Robert gets a raise, we are blessed with your parents' old stuff. If you get really close, you can still smell Frank's feet.
Debra: I'll pass.

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 ‘Robert's Divorce’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: Where's the guy with the water already? I'm dying here.
Marie: Good. Before you go, would you make a toast?
Frank: Okay. Here's to water. The earth is covered with it. Where the hell is my share?

Quote from Frank

Amy: Oh my God, so that's Robert's ex-wife?
Debra: Yep, the infamous Joanne.
Marie: [spits]
Ray: Mom, stuff's coming out!
Frank: I almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys.

Quote from Ray

[flashback:]
Robert: Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana. She still there?
Ray: No. What's scary is, I think I just saw a bat fly away.