Andy Quote #20
Quote from Andy in Debra Makes Something Good
Andy: It's great! I don't know what Ray's talking about.
Debra: What do you mean, "talking about"?
Andy: Nothing, he was just trying to be funny at work.
Debra: Funny? About this? Was he making fun of my braciole?
Andy: No, he was not.
Debra: Wait, Andy. Andy, he told me he loved my braciole. What did he say to you about it?
Andy: Did I ever show you how I can wiggle my ears? Look at this-
Debra: Andy, Andy. What did he say about the braciole?
Andy: I did not find it funny.
Debra: Andy!
Andy: He said it was Italian for "road kill." Please don't hurt me.
Debra: "Road kill"?
Andy: He was just kidding around like he always does.
Debra: He always does this?
Andy: No, no. Listen, I had some TheraFlu earlier. And then I realized I do not even have the flu, so I'm really flying, whoo-hoo-hoo!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Debra Makes Something Good’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: So Debra can now cook. The missing color in the Raymond rainbow.
Quote from Robert
Frank: One, two, three, four, five. I'm in the conservatory, and I'd like to call on Mrs. Peacock with the lead pipe.
Marie: I was just one away from the library, Frank. You're just picking on me.
Frank: Tough crap, Peacock. Get your tail-feathers in the conservatory.
Ray: [enters] Hey.
Marie: Oh hi, dear. We're playing Clue. It's keeping Robert's mind sharp for when he's a policeman again.
Robert: Yeah. You know, Ray, there's been a wave of candlestick murders in the Bronx.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Frank never told you that braciole was the very first thing I ever cooked for him?
Ray: Oh, boy.
Debra: No, I didn't know that.
Marie: You didn't know that? Do you know what he said to me when he tasted my braciole in 1955? He said, "Be my bride."
Frank: Marie, come on.
Marie: "Be my bride," Frank. "Be my bride." But it's very clear now that you'll go to any girl with a pot.
Frank: You hardly make it for me anymore!
Marie: 'Cause I didn't want you to get sick of it.
Frank: I'm 64 years old. What are you saving it for?